Good Afternoon, News: East County Grapples with Housing Crisis, Elections to Keep an Eye On, and #RedNoseWatch2021

by Isabella Garcia The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! The stag’s red nose will be lit on November…

Get Your Tix Now for SCOOP—Our Short Documentary Film Fest!

by Mercury Promotions ARE YOU READY FOR SOME TEENSY-TINY TRUTH BOMBS? SCOOP is a new mini-doc fest brought to you by brilliant minds behind HUMP!, SLAY, and SPLIFF Film Festivals. Earlier this year, we asked readers to go out into our chaotic world and SEND US THEIR BEST SCOOPS on the issues they care about…

How horrible am I?

by Anonymous I often turn to online ranters and underpaid writers for moral leadership. It’s worked out okay in the past, so I figured I’ll give it another shot. So I work in retail environment where my co-workers and I share tips. We know our boss and the owners make plenty of money because they…

Q&A: Comedian Niles Abston On Blowing Up in Quarantine, His Dave Chappelle Joke, and His First Headliner Tour

by Chase Hutchinson Niles Abston Kevin Plachy Comedian Niles Abston has been steadily making a name for himself as one to watch. His debut special, GIRLS DON’T TWERK TO JOKES, was filmed on February 15, 2020 in front of 100-plus people at a house in Van Nuys, CA. Overflowing with a sharp wit, it was…

Candy stealers! WTF? Really?!!!

by Anonymous So there is still a pandemic, some parents are uncomfortable with a perhaps unmasked person opening the door to kids who don’t yet have a vaccine. So, I set out candy in a bowl on the porch, but hang out as kids arrive keeping a respectful distance. Parents were grateful. Kids were happy…

Former Goalkeeper Karina LeBlanc Named New Portland Thorns General Manager

by Abe Asher Karina LeBlanc Portland Thorns FC The Portland Thorns have a new general manager. The club announced early Monday morning that it has hired its former goalkeeper Karina LeBlanc as the club’s second-ever general manager to replace the embattled Gavin Wilkinson as the club prepares for a pivotal offseason. “I thought I might…

Good Afternoon, News: Thorns Get a New GM, $38M to Battle Local Homelessness, and Texas Abortion Law Could Be In Trouble

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Former goalkeeper Karina LeBlanc returns to the Portland Thorns—but this time as the new general manager. Jeff Vinnick / Getty Images The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small…

Portland and Multnomah County Pledge Nearly $40 Million in Surplus Budget Dollars Toward Homeless Services

by Alex Zielinski A homeless encampment alongside Portland’s Laurelhurst Park Alex Zielinski The city of Portland and Multnomah County are pooling their excess budget dollars to address the region’s homelessness crisis. On Monday, the jurisdictions unveiled a $38 million funding package to create more shelter beds, fund homeless outreach workers, and increase behavioral health services…

Thieves!

by Anonymous I left a bowl of cash on the porch last night, and some despicable mountebank took it all. I’m shocked that in this current age of kindness, honesty, and general decency, someone would steal from a stranger. For shame! [ Comment on this story ] [ Subscribe to the comments on this story…

Mercury Tales of Terror: Murder House (A Historic Tour of Portland’s Grisliest Murders—and the Homes Where They Took Place)

by Mercury Staff Tom Neely [Happy Halloween! All week long the Mercury has been publishing classic tales of local Halloween horror from our archives, as well as brand spankin’ new (and creeeeepy) pieces… in this one from 2013, Mercury writers recount some of Portland’s most infamous murders… that may have happened in a home near…

This Weekend: Watch the Horror Fest SLAY Live at Clinton Street (Or Online at Home)!

by Mercury Promotions Get ready for a screaming good time… the terrifying fun of SLAY—our scary short film fest made by horror lovers like YOU—is showing LIVE AND IN-PERSON THIS WEEKEND October 29 & 30, and is also streaming online Oct 29-31! Earlier this year, we asked filmmakers to send in their homemade short horror…

Scary-Funny Improv Show Murder Mystery Machine Is “Scooby-Doo Meets Saw”

by Andrew Jankowski Andrew Jankowski Sarah Michelle Gellar fans who missed Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the Musical’s latest run at the Funhouse Lounge, should consider attending the venue’s next installment of their improv pop culture spoof series. Billed as “Scooby-Doo meets Saw,” Murder Mystery Machine takes Scoob and the gang and plops them wherever the…

Mercury Tales of Terror: Dissolving the Dead with Portland’s First Aqua Cremation Machine

by Ciara Dolan HANNAH TURNER-HARTS [Happy Halloween! All week long the Mercury has been publishing classic tales of local Halloween horror from our archives, as well as brand spankin’ new (and creeeeepy) pieces… in this one from 2019, writer Ciara Dolan inspects Portland’s first water cremation machine.—eds] In Oregon, there are five legal ways to…

Portland’s Haunted House Actors Are Thrilled to Be Scaring You Again

by Blair Stenvick Tracy Kittle (center) during her first year as a haunter at Fearlandia. courtesy of Tracy Kittle Portland actor James Lawrence has spent his Octobers scaring people at haunted houses since 2016. Unlike some fellow actors, Lawrence doesn’t only rely on jump scares, gruesome makeup, or heightened special effects to bring the creep…

Mercury Tales of Terror: An Excellent Day for an Exorcism

by Santi Elijah Holley NATALIE BEHRING [Happy pre-Halloween! All week long the Mercury has been publishing classic tales of local Halloween horror from our archives, as well as brand spankin’ new (and creeeeepy) pieces… in this one, writer Santi Elijah Holley tags along on an actual local exorcism.—eds] On an unseasonably warm Saturday morning, Archbishop…

44 Cheap & Easy Things To Do in Portland This Halloween Weekend: Oct 29-21, 2021

by EverOut Staff Dress in your best Buffy the Vampire Slayer costume for the Holocene’s Halloween at The Bronze party on Sunday, their tribute to the infamous nightclub from the show. 20th Century Studios The Sunday Scaries take on a whole new meaning this weekend—it’s Halloween, baby! If you’ve been too busy to make plans…

Good Afternoon, News: FDA Approves Youth Vaccines, State Workers File Labor Claims After Data Snafu, and Happy Halloween!

by Isabella Garcia The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! COVID-19 vaccines for kids ages 5 to 11 could…

This Week In Portland Food News: A New Bakery Arrives, Lawless Barbecue Opens Inside Little Beast, and Level Beer Launches a New Taproom

by EverOut Staff The Kansas City-style barbecue joint Lawless Barbecue is serving its saucy offerings inside Little Beast Brewing. Lawless Barbecue In this week’s batch of food news, Portland gets a taste of Missouri, as The Hungry Hero brings St. Louis-style gooey butter cake to the Pearl District and Lawless Barbecue brings saucy Kansas City-style…

20 Covered and Heated Patios Perfect for Cold, Rainy Weather in Portland

by EverOut Staff Savor some natural wine and inventive bites on OK Omens‘ charming patio. OK Omens If you’ve got cabin fever from being cooped up in your home for too long, but the weather isn’t exactly conducive to dining al fresco, take refuge in one of the many cozy covered and/or heated patios dotting…

Good Afternoon, News: Wheeler Plans to Rehire Cops, 80% of Oregon at Least Half-Vaxxed, and a Potential New Houseless Village

by Wm. Steven Humphrey A new location is being proposed for a houseless village in Northeast Portland. Meg Nanna The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there…

Mercury Tales of Horror: The Mini-Mall Dentist

by Cameron Crowell T. ROWLANDSON [Happy pre-Halloween! All week long the Mercury will be publishing classic tales of local Halloween horror from our archives, as well as brand spankin’ new (and creeeeepy) pieces… this one is from our 2017 special feature “The Tell-Tale Tooth: True Tales of Dental Horror.”—eds] It started in a mini-mall. Dr.…

Good Afternoon, News: Portland School Board Outwits Anti-Vaxxers, Zenith Fights City Permit Denial, and Manchin Halts Key Part of Biden Plan

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Unmasked anti-vaxxers disrupt a Portland School Board meeting. Nathan Howard / Getty News The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no…

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