The Same Bus Ranter, Part Two

by Anonymous Your buddy saw you and started chatted while standing instead of sitting in the seat next to you. Okay, explain dummy, you’re freaked out over a cough. You and your dumb friend are too dumb to realize that he doesn’t need to stand to talk to you. He is above you, where all…

Not The Same Bus Ranter

by Anonymous You sat in the “Do not Sit” seat in front of me. Crowded bus. Social anxiety for me has worsened due to Rona. Rona aside, I never care for crowds, always frustrated with packed buses, always like personal space. I understand you’re too dumb to understand a do not sit sign. I don’t…

Stop the ecocide. Stop borrowing from tomorrow.

by Anonymous anti-capitalist shampoo 1/4 cup Bronner’s liquid castile soap1/4 cup canned light coconut milk1 teaspoon olive oil1 teaspoon baking sodasome essential oil, if you fancy Add all ingredients in a container, lid it and shake it ’till it gets foamy, keep in fridge, lasts two weeks. Shake before using. If experiencing build-up or waxiness,…

full fathom five.

by Anonymous What we’ve seen speaks for itself. I’m no longer scared of the others, no matter what country or planet they are arriving from. It’s clear we need their help to move things forward and as we have been unable to settle our society issues and differences on our own. Maybe we can look…

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Next Week: Live OUTDOOR Comedy from Amanda Arnold, Sean Jordan, and More!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Live comedy is BACK, laugh-lovers! And in a safe, outdoor venue! Coming at ya next week on April 22, 23, and 24, don’t miss the Rose City Rollers and Mercury‘s LIVE OUTDOOR COMEDY SPECTACULAR, featuring a hot-shit lineup of excellent local and nationally recognized comedians, including… •  SEAN JORDAN (Co-host of…

Stop in the proper place

by Anonymous Hey! Dumbass driver. You know when you come up to a stop sign or traffic light and you have to stop? Well, there are these things in your lane you have to stop behind. Sometimes it’s an 8″ white bar. Sometimes its a large white ‘X’. Sometimes it’s a green box. In all…

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Good Morning, News: Portland Cop Sued For Retaliatory Arrest, J&J Pause Fuels Conspiracy Theorists, and Another Naked Zoom Incident

by Blair Stenvick DOUG BROWN Good morning, Portland! PSST: Have you bought your tickets to SPLIFF, the Mercury’s own short stoner film festival which premieres this weekend, yet? Here are the headlines. • Hannah Ahern was arrested on August 17, 2019, on the outskirts of an anti-fascist protest taking place at Tom McCall Waterfront Park,…

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Good Morning, News: Oregon Fire Warning, Adam Toledo Didn’t Deserve to Die, and Vaccine Booster Planning

by Blair Stenvick I’m not ready for this again. NATHAN HOWARD / GETTY NEWS Good morning, Portland! Here’s some fresh music to kick off your Friday. And here are the headlines. • Newly released police body cam footage shows the tragic and infuriating reality of 13-year-old Adam Toledo’s recent death in Chicago: The boy wasn’t…

BottleDrop bags. Good idea, but poorly executed

by Anonymous So corporate lobbyists for the grocery industry did their magic and lowered the limit stores have to accept to 24 if they provide a drop box. The law says “a dealer redemption center must be available for persons to return beverage containers to the dealer redemption center during any time that a participating…

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The Best Things To Do from Home in Portland This Week: April 15-21, 2021

by EverOut Staff The third annual SPLIFF returns this Friday with weed-induced short films made by and for stoners just like you! SPLIFF This year’s first spate of supremely sunny days is upon us, but before you unzip the bottom half of your cargo pants and swan dive into the Willamette, remember that vaccine eligibility…

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Officer Identified in Lents Parks Fatal Shooting as Zachary DeLong

by Alex Zielinski MIGUEL MARIN / EYEEM / GETTY IMAGES The officer responsible for fatally shooting a member of the public in Lents Parks Friday has been identified as Zachary DeLong. According to the Portland Police Bureau (PPB), DeLong has worked for the department for eight years. PPB has yet to release the name of…

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TONIGHT! It’s the Debut of the SPLIFF 2021 Film Fest!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Greetings, weed lovers! If you love or support everything cannabis, then you will not want to miss TONIGHT’S debut of the third annual SPLIFF film festival (from the makers of HUMP! and SLAY), streaming right at your gorgeous face starting today and running through Saturday April 24! SPLIFF is where filmmakers,…

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Portlanders Closest to Gun Violence Find City’s Latest Solution Lacking

by Alex Zielinski COSMONAUT, Klaus Vedfelt / GETTY IMAGES Mike “Bretto” Jackson is used to getting phone calls at 2 am from men intent on killing someone. As a mentor working with young men involved in Portland gangs, Jackson often takes on a role akin to an addiction recovery sponsor—someone who could potentially talk a…

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Robert Douglas Delgado Identified as Victim in Lents Police Shooting

by Alex Zielinski Robert Douglas Delgado Portland Police Bureau Portland police have identified the victim of Friday’s fatal police shooting in Lents Park as 46-year-old Douglas Delgado. (According to arrest records, Douglas is Delgado’s middle name. His first name is Robert.) Delgado was a familiar face in and around Lents Park, according to neighbors. Jennifer…

les incompétents

by Anonymous I’m fucking IRATE! What the fuck were you fucking thinking?! How could you have been so careless? I thought you were smart! I supported you! I vouched for you! Now I hear that you put our entire uprising in jeopardy by working with shady cops?! You’ve seriously set us back years with your…

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How to Celebrate 4/20 2021 in Portland

by EverOut Staff Chef and cannabis educator Liv Vasquez, a winner on Netflix’s Cooked with Cannabis, will prepare a private three-course CBD-infused dinner at Jupiter NEXT. Liv Vasquez via Instagram 4/20, every stoner’s favorite cannabis-centric holiday, is almost upon us. Get ready to toke up with our guide to the trippiest events, such as SPLIFF…

Police Accountability

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Starting Monday, It’s the Delicious Return of PIZZA WEEK!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Let the bells ring and the confetti fall: PIZZA WEEK IS BACK, BAY-BEE! While the pandemic may have cancelled last year’s festivities, local pizza restaurants have made great strides in pizza takeout technology, which now makes getting delicious slices safer for everyone—both makers and tasters! So starting THIS MONDAY from April…

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Takeout Club: Eat Pizza on a Train at Mt. Hood Brewing Co. Tilikum Station

by Suzette Smith Margherita Pizza from Mt. Hood Brewing Co. Tilikum Station Suzette Smith The allure of eating wood-fired pizza inside a train car at Mt. Hood Brewing Company’s Tilikum Station will be clear to many readers: They cook the pizza in an oven, heated by split logs of alderwood from Mt. Hood National Forest.…

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Updated: Portland Police Fatally Shoot Person at Lents Park

by Blair Stenvick The scene at Lents Park on Friday morning. Alex Zielinski Update, 4:50 pm: According to the Portland Police Bureau (PPB), officers have concluded their crime scene investigation at Lents Park and have left the area. There are still few answers coming from PPB regarding the deceased victim’s identity, the actions leading up…

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The Best In-Person Things to Do in Portland This Weekend: Saturday Market Returns, National Park Free Day, and More

by EverOut Staff The Portland Saturday Market returns for its 48th season this weekend! Mask up and get yourself some tie-dye. Portland Saturday Market via Facebook Portland may see temps in the low- to mid-80s this weekend, but pandemic safety precautions are still very much a necessity, especially since the majority of Oregon residents over…

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This Week In Portland Food News: Shake Shack Opens In Beaverton, A Vietnamese Coffee Shop Arrives, and Ciao Vito Says Goodbye

by EverOut Staff Oregon gets its very first Shake Shack location in Beaverton today. Shake Shack Rejoice: Shake Shack opens its long-awaited first Oregon location at last today! Plus, the Vietnamese cafe Portland Cà Phê soft-opens this weekend, an “extreme milkshake bar” featured on Shark Tank is headed to Vancouver, and Ciao Vito has closed…

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