Good Afternoon, News: Mayor Sweeps Homeless for Pickleball Courts, a Portland Thorns Party Tomorrow, and Elon Musk’s Twitter Failure

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! Here’s your reminder that ELECTION…

Can We Do Better Bathrooms?

by Anonymous I’m all in favor of revisioning the way we do bathrooms. But you’d think that with people FREAKING out about this issue we’d do a better job with our designs. As it stands now it seems that we’re more interested in implementing a layout that is focused more on deterring homeless folk rather…

Halloween, the Devil’s Night: A Threat to Our City

by Anonymous Satan worshipers, demon possessions, denial of god, and chocolate. Pop quiz: what do these things have in common? If you guessed “Halloween” you are correct but also I bet you cheated by reading the title of this post, and isn’t cheating forbidden by the Ten Commandments? [Note: it isn’t. I looked it up.…

YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Public Claps Back Against Wheeler’s Homeless Plan, Violent Cop Settlements Keep Growing, and Trivia About… Portland’s Rampaging Elephants?

by Wm. Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY! It’s the perfect time to catch up on some of the great reporting and stories the Mercury churned out this week! (PRO TIP: If you despise being “the last to know,” then be one of the first to know by signing up for Mercury newsletters! All the latest…

Suck My Butt, Mercury

by Anonymous Just kidding but hey, why don’t you do cheat sheets for other counties? I live in Washington county. I usually do my own research for my vote, but I really can’t be arsed this year and I trust you butt suckers. Maybe next election?????? butt suckers [EDITOR’S NOTE: Good question! Since day one…

God Fucking Damn It

by Anonymous I was reminded that we do NOT have the Right to Freedom From Religion. I hate being wrong more than i hate the word “y’all”. But does anyone else think we should have freedom from religion? Like, I feel like the “Free Bible study” ladies are just asking for conflict… [ Comment on…

There Will be More Elections

by Anonymous This needs saying. For many of us, our candidate will not win on tuesday, this could be for a number of reasons, and we should absolutely make a strong inspection of why that happened. Yes, the system is flawed, and we have a sacred duty to continuously drive ourselves and our neighors together…

Where to Eat and Drink for Halloween 2022 in Portland

Doughnuts, Cocktails, and More by EverOut Staff It’s almost Halloween, and there’s no shortage of hair-raising ways to celebrate, from goth cocktails at Hey Love to “Chocula Scream Pies” at The Pie Spot. Read on for details on the spookiest food and drink specials so you can plot a delicious Halloweekend full of thrills and…

Good Afternoon, News: Win for the Tenants, We’re All Screaming About Elon Musk, and Misinformation Is Loving It

by Suzette Smith The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! Condolences to anyone who liked Twitter. Elon Musk bought…

Low-Income Tenants Threatened by 50% Rent Hikes Successfully Delay the Increase for 18 Months

by Alex Zielinski A group of tenants living in city-established affordable housing in Portland’s Overlook neighborhood declared victory Friday for successfully stalling major proposed rent hikes at their apartment complex, the Prescott.  “We as tenants were able to stand up against this and come to a really good resolution,” said tenant Kelsey Schreiner, who was…

The Future of Coffee Looks Psychedelic 🍄 ☕️

We tried a psilocybin-infused coffee co-created by Stumptown Coffee founder Duane Sorenson by Jas Keimig [The following was originally published in our sister publication, The Stranger, in Seattle.—eds] On a recent cold and wet weekday morning, I decided to do my day’s writing on the sheltered patio of a local cafe. Tea in hand, I…

Good Afternoon, News: Downtown Office Space Now Only $250 Per Month, Democrats vs. Gonzalez, and Wheeler/Ryan Get Yelled At for 8 Hours

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! Enjoy this gorgeous day, because…

City Council Hears Public Feedback on Proposal to Criminalize Unsheltered Homelessness

City commissioners will hold a final vote on the proposal on Thursday, November 3. by Alex Zielinski City Commissioners heard loud opposition and support Wednesday to a proposed city policy that would ban homeless camping across Portland. The seven hours of testimony, provided by more than 200 Portlanders, painted a clear picture of who stands…

Ticket Alert: Dermot Kennedy, keshi, and More Portland Events Going On Sale This Week

Plus, YG and More Event Updates for Oct 27 by EverOut Staff Ready to start filling up your 2023 calendar? Several major artists have announced stops in Portland next year including pop sensations Dermot Kennedy and Keshi. Billboard charting rapper YG will also swing through on his Red Cup tour. Plus, Americana pop queen Elle…

HHDD Happy Birthday

by Anonymous I hitchhiked to Portland in 2017. Not even 30 yet and slept overlooking the 405 by one of those coffee shops. As soon as I realized the meths stronghold in Portland I resisted, knew I would do better and got a job at UPS, their I met HH. HH was magnimous, maybe the…

Good Afternoon, News: Public Claps Back at Wheeler’s Homeless Plan, Why Charter Reform Will Work, and a Bad Day for Domestic Terrorists

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! Reminder that the super-fun (and…

House of Ada’s Janae Drops a Second Single, “Quit Playin”

This Week’s Hear in Portland Is Focused on Cozy Shows with Night Heron and Seattle Emcee Sol by Jenni Moore Rainy season is here. And like the springtime heat waves, it’s also gonna take a bit for our bodies to adjust to the cold, gray days. We will! But that’s why it’s so important to…

Good Afternoon, News: Biden Boosted, Surprise Measure 114 Detractors, and Yet Another Settlement for Portland Police Unreasonable Force

by Suzette Smith The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! Good afternoon, Portland! Time to turn the desk lamp on at 10…

Tomorrow Night: Your Last Chance to Catch the Sexy Fun of HUMP 2022!

by Mercury Promotions The HUMP! 2022 tour is coming to an end. But it had to end sometime… so let’s have one last party! Join us for the a special ENCORE SCREENING of this year’s HUMP!—tomorrow night, Wednesday Oct. 26th at Revolution Hall. This is a one-night only event, a perfect way to cap off…

Vote Quick ‘N’ Easy with the Mercury’s Election CHEAT SHEET!

by The Mercury Election Strike Force Look, you are a busy bee! 🐝 So there’s no shame in letting the Mercury, who has two decades of experience watching and reporting on Portland politics, help you fill out your 2022 election ballot. If you need to know the reasoning behind our excellent decisions, check out our…

Good Afternoon, News: Reason #3,456 to Say “NO” to Rene Gonzalez, Let’s Comment on Wheeler’s Terrible Homeless Plan, and Finally… Great News for Our Thorns! 🥀

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND!  Expect lotsa rain and cool…

The Future of YACHT Rock

After a screening of The Computer Accent YACHT will play the album they used AI to create by Robert Ham The Portland Art Museum’s rebrand of the Northwest Film Center this past spring—to PAM CUT or (deep breath) the Portland Art Museum’s Center for an Untold Tomorrow—was met with a fair amount of head scratching…

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