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Just kidding but hey, why don’t you do cheat sheets for other counties? I live in Washington county. I usually do my own research for my vote, but I really can’t be arsed this year and I trust you butt suckers. Maybe next election?????? butt suckers

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Good question! Since day one the butt-sucking Mercury has kept its steely focus on news in the Portland metro area, because a) there’s SO MUCH that isn’t covered by other media organizations, and b) what? You think we’re made of money? Good reporters cost (and are worth) a lot, and while our butt-sucking side-hustle keeps us afloat, one can only suck so many butts in a day. So please consider making a contribution to keep us focused on the NEWS, and less dependent on sucking butts. Don’t worry, we won’t stop butt sucking completely… as they say, “Do what you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life.”]

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