Fuck the Holidays

by Anonymous It’s the worst time of the year. Spending time with family not bad, but fuck the stress that goes with it. Don’t want the drama of others politics, I swear to Christ people forget what little they know about driving during the holidays. Food? Traditional spread? Might have been awesome during the great…

Coming Monday: It’s the Mercury’s HOLIDAY DRINK WEEK—Featuring Festive $7 Specialty Cocktails!

by Mercury Promotions BEHOLD! It’s the the Portland Mercury’s HOLIDAY DRINK WEEK! That’s correct: Get ready for an ENTIRE WEEK (November 28-December 4) of specially crafted, original holiday themed cocktails mixed by the best bartenders in town… and get this, they’re only $7 each! We’ve teamed up with the finest bars and restaurants in Portland—along…

Rose Quarter I-5 Expansion Won’t Impact Environment, State Assessment Finds

Critics of the project argue the state is underestimating the impact of the project. by Isabella Garcia Adding additional lanes to Interstate 5 in the Rose Quarter will have no significant impact on the environment, according to a new environmental assessment from the federal and state transportation departments. Critics of the project believe that the…

Police Identify Man Killed by Portland Officers Saturday Morning

It’s still unclear why police decided to shoot Immanueal Jaquez Clark-Johnson, 30. by Alex Zielinski A Portland man named Immanueal Jaquez Clark-Johnson was killed by a Portland police officer early Saturday morning, according to an updated press release from the Portland Police Bureau (PPB).  Per the PPB, officers suspected that Clark-Johnson, 30, was responsible for…

Good Afternoon, News: Salt & Straw Threatens City, State Claims “No Impact” from I-5 Expansion, and Don’t Pack Your Cat in Your Suitcase

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! If you’re anything like me,…

The Kindness of Strangers

by Anonymous These past couple years have been rough for many of us. We’ve found out who people really were, often with heartbreaking results. But another thing these times of difficulty has done is shown us who the real leaders of our society are. They are the people who are full of kindness and charity.…

Good Afternoon, News: Mike Schmidt Lambasts Defense Attorney Shortage, Trump’s Tax Returns Released, and Hewlett-Packard Plans Layoffs

by Suzette Smith The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! Good Afternoon, Portland! Recently, while drunk, I asserted that “all meat is…

25 Festive Markets and Shopping Events for the 2022 Holiday Season in Portland

ScanFair, Crafty Wonderland, and More by EverOut Staff The supply chain is all sorts of messed up and it’s prime porch thief season, so skip the hassles of holiday shopping and support local businesses with these curated markets featuring the city’s finest vendors, makers, and artisans. From procrastinators to folks looking to support social causes…

John Waters Will Celebrate His 77th Birthday in Portland

Clinton Street Theater has planned a week of Waters’ cult films in his honor. by Suzette Smith Portland holds a lot of love for John Waters. The cult classic film director tours through nearly every winter holiday season, like a scandalous Santa—sans presents, plus vices. However, this year’s John Waters Christmas show on December 1…

Good Afternoon, News: Brown Pardons Thousands for Pot Possession, Oregon Sheriffs Refuse to Do Their Job, and Club Q’s Hero Was Hassled by Police… Because OF COURSE

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! Attention gift buyers! You need…

Make My Thanks the P-Thanks

by Anonymous Time to offer my personal thanks to all the non-bourgie community-based people and orgs that help preserve Portland’s soul of giving and compassion. Here goes (and apologies to anyone I’ve omitted): JoAnn Hardesty, Central City Concern, the Scanner, the Urban League, the Miracles Club, KMHD’s Baby Boomer and DJ Action Slacks, Sisters of…

Dozens of Community Groups Call on Portland to Rescind Zenith Permit

by Isabella Garcia Twenty community and environmental groups are calling on Portland leaders to rescind the land use permit granted to oil transporter Zenith Energy in October, due to the city neglecting to collect public feedback on the decision. The city contends that public engagement was not necessary when evaluating Zenith’s permit application. “For years,…

Do Landscapers Dream of Electric Leaf Blowers?

by Anonymous I hate space travel. And I’ll probably never get the chance to go to Mars, but if I was offered? At this point? I’d probably go. Sure it’s a hostile frozen dead land with no atmosphere and can kill you with just radiation alone, but what it doesn’t have? Is noise. Our world…

YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: City Council Blackmail, Grave Robbing for Profit, and Damn! That Steamed Sandwich Looks Delicious!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY! It’s the perfect time to catch up on some of the great reporting and stories the Mercury churned out this week! (PRO TIP: If you despise being “the last to know,” then be one of the first to know by signing up for Mercury newsletters! All the latest…

Get Ready for the Mercury’s HOLIDAY DRINK WEEK—An Entire Week of Festive $7 Specialty Cocktails!

by Mercury Promotions BEHOLD! It’s the the Portland Mercury’s HOLIDAY DRINK WEEK! That’s correct: Get ready for an ENTIRE WEEK (November 28-December 4) of specially crafted, original holiday themed cocktails mixed by the best bartenders in town… and get this, they’re only $7 each! We’ve teamed up with the finest bars and restaurants in Portland—along…

Where to Watch the 2022 FIFA World Cup in Portland

Nico’s Cantina, The Toffee Club, and More by EverOut Staff Soccer (or, if you prefer, football) fanatics all over the world are gearing up for this year’s FIFA World Cup, which will be hosted in Qatar and will run from November 20-December 18. If you’re eager to get out and go scream at a TV…

Forest Grove High School’s Electrifying Mariachi Tradición

Pickathon 2022 was hot but this group—of local high schoolers!—was even hotter. by Winston Ross Young and old, the artists who made it to Pickathon this summer tended to be seasoned performers. Up-and-comers, sure, but pros. No way a high school mariachi band makes the list, right?  Except for Forest Grove High School’s Mariachi Tradición,…

Support Your Local Bus Driver

by Anonymous I experience varying levels of gaiety and joy whenever I ride the bus or MAX in Portland. Having lived in other cities and towns, I can testify to TriMet’s superiority as a tri-metro-wide public transportation system. I mean, I can, literally, travel from one far-flung locale (say, Clackamas or Hillsboro) to the Expo…

Metastasization

by Anonymous If you’re wondering why the hell people can openly and brazenly commit crimes against in the public in open view of the public (like say an insurrection or the murder of people of certain skin tones), there’s a few things you should be looped into. So the basic problem is abuse of power…

Afuri Restaurant Employees Announce Independent Union Drive

Staff at Afuri described working conditions that have been particularly chaotic over the last several months as the company expands in the Portland area. by Abe Asher Workers at the Afuri Ramen and Dumpling restaurant in downtown Portland filed for union recognition with the National Labor Relations Board on Friday. The unionization push at the…

Ticket Alert: Louis Tomlinson, December to Remember, and More Portland Events Going On Sale This Week

Plus, Aly & AJ and More Event Updates for Nov 17 by EverOut Staff Directioners rejoice! British pop star and former One Direction member Louis Tomlinson will stop by on his Faith In The Future tour next summer. Pop sister duo Aly & AJ have announced their With Love From tour with a Portland stop…

Good Afternoon, News: Council Plays Political Games with the Homeless, Renaming the Sauvie Island Bridge, and Au Revoir, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! Look. You need cool presents…

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