Barking dogs

by Anonymous I just love coming into my backyard to enjoy some quiet and having to listen to your dog bark at the other side of the fence because you don’t know how to train. Yes, bark, bark, bark. And somehow I. who do not have a dog, must listen to yours at the fence…

You Are Ruining My Experience

by Anonymous I thought about sitting in a different booth at first but I thought it’d be weird to sit behind someone sitting at the bar. And I’d be ashamed to move to it at this point. Now I’m stuck with this Karen and Chad behind me. Thank lord I’m not facing them. Just tuning…

Old Portland Is Alive (and Maybe Performing Live) at Foster-Powell Neighborhood’s Starday Tavern

Starday is both a nostalgic throwback to the sorts of dives us Old Portland curmudgeons so deeply miss, and a reminder that such places are still out there if you know where to look. by Sam Pape What do you think of when you think of your favorite dive bar? Cheap drinks? Loveable, gruff regulars?…

15 Queer-Owned Restaurants in Portland

Meals 4 Heels, Speed-O Cappuccino, and More by EverOut Staff Happy Pride! It’s a great time to think about how you can put some of your hard-earned dollars toward supporting local LGBTQ-owned businesses, both while you’re out and about this summer and all year long. From Meals 4 Heels to Speed-O Cappuccino, we’ve rounded up…

Two Days Before Portland’s Camping Ban Takes Effect, City Has Yet To Clarify Rules

Fake signage in Southeast Portland aims to deter homeless sites as mayor’s office promises outreach and education is forthcoming. by Courtney Vaughn Two days before new daytime restrictions on homeless camping in Portland are set to go in effect, the city has yet to release any maps or signage clarifying the rules. The city is…

Why Cars Suck?

by Anonymous I used to be a driver. I understand this state of mind. The most aggravating thing about drivers is this sense of impatience when I’m on the street trying to walk casually and peacefully. Whether its some driver trying to turn left or right as I’m walking to get across the street with…

Hear in Portland: Neo-Soul Singer Lo Steele Is a Portland Soul Legacy

Plus, Sarah Clarke co-headlines with Lyle Divinsky, and Mic Check celebrates seven years of showcases and the 50th anniversary of hip-hop. by Jenni Moore Hot enough for ya, music fans? This week we’re swimming in a stunning debut full-length from Portland neo-soul artist Lo Steele, a Sarah Clark co-headliner show at Mississippi Studios, and Mic…

Look Sharp ‘n’ Sexy with the Mercury’s Hot “SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT PORTLAND” T-shirt and Tank!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey If you’re tired of the constant shit-talking about Portland from conservative politicians, wealthy people, and special interest groups, HAVE WE GOT THE T-SHIRTS FOR YOU! Introducing the Mercury‘s “SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT PORTLAND” T-shirt and sticker collection! Based on our popular “Say Nice Things About Portland” guide, these swanky tees are…

Savage Love: TEARS Factor

She’s the “other woman,” but wait… it’s more complicated than that. by Dan Savage I’m the other woman in a non-ethical, non-monogamous marriage. His wife doesn’t know. I think my lover’s wife married him to have a family and because they got along well. When I met my lover five years ago, he talked about…

Please love the animals and vets and others

by Anonymous Happy July 4th otherwise be safe don’t do too much drug there’s other ways to enjoy the holiday besides loud bang bang noise Continue Reading at PortlandMercury.com here Top Featured Tags: – Oregon News Press Release Distribution Service

This Thursday: Don’t Miss the EEEEVIL Fun of “TWO EVILS with Arlo & Kate”! (Special Guest: Shain Brenden!)

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Who’s ready for a little EEEEVIL? Well, you’re in luck, because Mercury Geniuses of Comedy, Arlo Weierhauser and Kate Murphy, are your hosts for the most diabolical, hilarious, and EVIL live game show in town… TWO EVILS! Join Arlo and Kate as they ask a series of truly evil questions, and…

The Top 24 Events in Portland This Week: July 3–9, 2023

Snoop Dogg, Waterfront Blues Festival, and More Top Picks by EverOut Staff July is starting off with a bang, with events from Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, Too $hort, and More: High School Reunion Tour to the Waterfront Blues Festival and from Druski: Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda Tour to Cameron Esposito. For more ideas, check out our…

YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Freeway Expansion on Pause, the Return of a Beloved Gay Bar, and the Portland Business Alliance Is Finally Ashamed of Their Name

by Wm. Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY! It’s the perfect time to catch up on some of the great reporting and stories the Mercury churned out this week! (PRO TIP: If you despise being “the last to know,” then be one of the first to know by signing up for Mercury newsletters! All the latest…

The Truth

by Anonymous The reasons for my bad grades in schools is because students cheated off my work. The students stole my work and took credit for my work. Students were stealing my assignments and handing it in for a better grade. I got no credit for the assignments I handed in. I spent long hours…

Good Morning, News: Celebrity Corpse Flower to Bloom, Fire on the Albertsons, and the Supreme Court’s Gay Wedding Website Decision Is Based on a Bad Designer’s Imaginary Customers

by Suzette Smith Your contribution to the Mercury supports our editorial team. We try to ask unobtrusively, but there have been a couple surveys where an overwhelming number of readers said we should remind them more. The Mercury believes in Portland and smart, local journalism—we also like fun, sex, and staying curious about one another. Without you, there is no…

Where to Find Food for the Fourth of July 2023 in Portland

Crawfish Boils, Donuts, and More by EverOut Staff Independence Day is right around the corner, and it’s time to start thinking about procuring some festive food for the occasion. We’ve rounded up some food options around town, from Doe Donuts‘s strawberry basil donuts to P’s and Q’s Market‘s crawfish boil. For more ideas, check out…

The Mercury’s SUMMER OF SLUSHIES Is Happening NOW! Boozy, Refreshing, Frozen Cocktails for Only $8 Each! 🍹😋

by Mercury Promotions It’s HERE! It’s HERE! The coolest, most delicious event of the summer is finally underway! The Portland Mercury, Jim Beam, and our partners at EverOut proudly present the Summer of Slushies—which is underway RIGHT NOW! Get boozy, frozen, custom-made slushies at your favorite bars during the entire month of July—and for only…

Make night great again

by Anonymous What happened to us? Since when is it OK to do last call at 10pm? Pandemic is over. You are in a death spiral. It should not be this hard to get a drink or food after midnight. Portland’s always been a bit sleepy, but this is just embarrassing. Fuck the downtown places,…

A 112-Year-Old Building in Downtown Portland Will Play a Key Role in Tackling Homelessness

The Fairfield Apartments, set to open in 2025, aims to house formerly homeless Black Portlanders with ultra affordable units by Courtney Vaughn Amid a homeless crisis and affordable housing shortage, the site of a future affordable housing building in downtown Portland is being celebrated as the latest example of a “housing-first” approach. The Fairfield Apartments…

The Best Bang for Your Buck Events in Portland This Fourth of July Weekend: June 30–July 4, 2023

Portland Pickles Fourth of July, Summer of Slushies, and More Cheap & Easy Events Under $15 by EverOut Staff Whether you’re using the long weekend to celebrate the U! S! A! or you’re simply wanting to squeeze in as much summer fun as possible, we’ve got weekend picks for you, from Portland Pickles Fourth of…

Your Complete Guide to Pride Events in Portland

by EverOut Staff The Portland Pride Waterfront Festival and Parade is officially July 15–16 this year, when exhibitors, live music and drag shows, food, and more will take over Tom McCall Waterfront Park. Leading up to that, though, there will also be lots of performances, concerts, dance parties, and other Pride events happening all throughout…

Ticket Alert: Kim Petras, Shakey Graves, and More Portland Events Going On Sale This Week

Plus, Katt Williams and More Event Updates for June 29 by EverOut Staff Just in time for (Portland) Pride Month, Grammy-winning pop phenom Kim Petras has finally dropped her debut album, and she’s asking fans to Feed the Beast. On the opposite side of the sound spectrum, Shakey Graves will bring his bluesy indie rock…

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