Savage Love: Married People

by Dan Savage Joe Newton I’m a 38-year-old bi woman who has been sleeping with a married male coworker for the last eight months. We’re a walking cliché: I’m a nurse, he’s a doctor, and one night he ended up spilling a lot of personal information about his marriage to me (sexless, non-romantic, she might…

Portland Lifts Ban on Duplexes, Triplexes, and Fourplexes

by Alex Zielinski SOLODKAYA MARI / GETTY IMAGES After years of debate, Portland City Council has passed a policy overhauling the city’s residential zoning rules to allow more housing within city limits. The Residential Infill Project (RIP) will lift Portland’s decades-old ban on building “middle housing”—duplexes, triplexes, and fourplexes—in the vast majority of the city’s…

Ryan Leads Over Smith in Portland City Council Race

by Alex Zielinski Dan Ryan and Loretta Smith on the August 11 special election ballot. Multnomah County Elections Early election results show former nonprofit director Dan Ryan with a slight lead over Loretta Smith for Portland City Council position 2. As of 11:30 pm, political newcomer Ryan held a 2 percent lead over Smith, a…

Good Afternoon, News: MultCo DA Puts Limits on Cops, GOP Cranks Up the Racism, and KAMALA KAMALA KAMALA!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Meet your newest potential Vice President! (Sure beats Pence, don’t it?) Scott Olson / Getty News Here’s your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it comin’!) • First things first, the BIG NEWS…

The Five Stages of Kamala Harris

by Blair Stenvick Biden/Harris campaign When the COVID-19 pandemic first hit and changed everything, I began thinking a lot about the Kubler-Ross model of grief, which breaks the process of grieving down into five states: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. The idea is that people work through these five emotions while grieving, and can…

Priest Unmasked at Costco

by Anonymous You were dressed as a priest and were driving around in a handicap cart at Costco. When asked about putting the mask on properly to cover your nose, as required by Costco, you whined about not being able to breath, probably like you were not able to walk as you hopped in and…

Good Afternoon, News: Special Election Tomorrow, Cops Ramp Up Protester Arrests, and Barr Calls BLM “Fascists”

by Wm. Steven Humphrey AG Bill Barr has a lot of names for Black Lives Matter members, including “fascist” and “Bolsheviks.” Chip Somodevilla / Staff / Getty Here’s your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it comin’!)…

National Black Lives Matter Organizers Throw Support Behind Portland Protests

by Alex Zielinski Sandy Hudson, speaking at a Monday press conference. Alex Zielinski For national leaders of the Black Lives Matter movement, Portland has become “ground zero” for the uprising against racist policing. “This is a revolution moment,” said Sandy Hudson, a Black Lives Matter organizer based in Los Angeles, speaking at an afternoon press…

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Hall Monitor: Fair Weather Wheeler

by Alex Zielinski Mayor Wheeler speaking to protesters on July 22. Nathan Howard / Getty Images Hall Monitor is a regular column on issues related to Portland City Hall and its influence on the community it serves. ___ Now that the federal police have retreated from the front lines of Portland’s nightly demonstrations, Mayor Ted…

The Best Things to Do in Portland This Weekend: Aug 7-9, 2020

by Mercury EverOut Staff Get into a good flow for the weekend with this fun (and fuzzy) yoga routine for you and your favorite floofs. Oregon Humane Society Summer 2020 keeps right on moving forward, and even if it starts raining again (it shouldn’t, but this is Portland, so who the hell really knows) the…

The Best Things to Do in Portland This Weekend: Aug 7-9, 2020

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What’s Your Deal

by Anonymous How does Beyonce empower you? You repeated something Kanye said. What the fuck does Colbert know? No, your wrong. Just because he is saying something you like because it’s against Trump and he is a former Bush crony, doesn’t mean half of what he’s saying is true. Taylor Swift, oh listen, she has…

Good Afternoon, News: “Fair Weather Wheeler,” Oregon’s Big COVID Jump, and… Russia’s Trying to Interfere with Our Election? WHAAAAT??

by Wm. Steven Humphrey What you’re about to hear may be shocking, but… RUSSIA IS TRYING TO INTERFERE WITH OUR ELECTION!! Chris McGrath / Getty News Here’s your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it comin’!) •…

You heartless garbage person

by Anonymous I asked you for time off to be with my family after the sudden passing of my brother and instead of being a decent human, you told me that we’re far too busy to let anyone “take a vacation” right now. Then you told me that it’s not “manly” to cry like I…

unprecedented times

by Anonymous I have no money. my unemployment has been a 5 month nightmare and I am still fighting to get any help. I’m drowning in the call-waiting music only to be hung up on because they are “triage-ing calls”, only to send me an email 5 minutes later “We reset your password!” not helpful.…

This Week in Food News: KEX Reopens Dóttir and a New Rooftop Bar, Le Bistro Montage Returns as a Food Cart

by Suzette Smith KEX hotel’s Icelandic restaurant Dóttir reopens today! Photo by Aaron Lee Portland can expect a brief respite from the heat this weekend, so there’s no better time to get outside and practice socially distanced dining—be it at a food cart pod, streetside dining, takeout in the park, or a ROOFTOP PATIO. Yes,…

Your Guide to Portland Sports Bars: Where to Watch Basketball, Soccer, and More

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Good Afternoon, News: The Continuing Danger of Tear Gas, NY AG Sues NRA, and Mayor Wheeler Joins PPB’s Propaganda Parade

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Mayor Wheeler desperately and unconvincingly trying to convince you that Portland protesters are helping Trump. City of Portland screen shot Here’s your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it comin’!) • The Portland…

New Savage Lovecast: Mistress Velvet Commands You…

by Mercury Promotions Our opening COVID-19 “sexcess” story is extra special this week. You will never think of Tollhouse cookies the same way again. Don’t you hate it when your brother-in-law steals your underpants, and uses them to jack off? This little sordid story only gets worse. On the Magnum, meet the dominatrix who forces…

NY Attorney General Sues NRA for Fraud, Self-Dealing, and Other Alleged Illegal Conduct

by Christopher Frizzelle Wayne LaPierre, CEO of the NRA, on the right, will have to pay back millions if New York’s attorney general gets her way. Oh yeah, and his organization will be dissolved. Scott Olson/Getty Images From the Washington Post: The chief executive of the National Rifle Association and several top lieutenants engaged in…

Good Afternoon, News: More Protesters Snatched By Feds Speak, Beirut Explosion a Corrupt Accident, and the New “Blue Wave”

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Federal officers detaining a protester on July 25 in downtown Portland. Mathieu Lewis-Rolland Here’s your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it comin’!) • First of all, DO NOT MISS this terrific deep…

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