Hey Motorcycle Morons

by Anonymous I know many of you motorcyclists are throbbing and surging with special desperado testo-juice, but why let it go to your brain pans and put yourselves and others at risk? Because doing fuck-all stupid things on your crotch rockets gives you a tingle in your private no-no places? Just today I was stopped…

An Elephant in a Donkey Suit Is Just a Jackass

by Anonymous I receive a Carolina Malmedal mailer almost daily and I am getting tired of the false implications they make. If you take those mailers at face value, it would be understandable if you thought that this year the general election for Senate District 15 was a second Democratic Party primary but that would…

YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Paulson Steps Down (Not Out), Portland’s Human Barricade, and Monkeys in the News!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY! It’s the perfect time to catch up on some of the great reporting and stories the Mercury churned out this week! (PRO TIP: If you despise being “the last to know,” then be one of the first to know by signing up for Mercury newsletters! All the latest…

The Best Bang for Your Buck Events in Portland This Weekend: Oct 14-16, 2022

Snack Fest, Trail Blazers Fan Fest, and More Cheap & Easy Events Under $15 by EverOut Staff Hot weather continues to hold strong (thanks, climate change), which, on a less world-ending note, means it’ll be a nice weekend to go out and do things without the hassle of getting rained on. We’ve rounded up several…

Good Morning, News: Wheeler’s Homeless Internment Camps, “Dark Brandon” Arrives, and Trump Flirts with Appearing Before Jan. 6 Panel 🍿

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! Don’t pack away that thong…

Workers at Two Northeast Portland New Seasons Stores File to Join Burgeoning Independent Union

Concordia and Grant Parks New Seasons workers represent the sixth and seventh New Seasons stores that have announced plans to form a union this year. by Alex Zielinski Staff at two New Seasons Markets in Northeast Portland have filed paperwork to join the budding independent union representing workers employed by the chain grocery store.  “A…

Good Afternoon, News: Health Officials Urge COVID Boosters, US Declares Adderall Shortage, and Biden’s Traffic Delays

by Isabella Garcia The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! Good afternoon, Portland! Congrats on making it to Friday—here’s…

The Mosh Critique: Iceage and Earth, at Aladdin Theater

Rønnenfelt straight-up bullied Portland’s polite crowd into a respectable pit of chaos and camaraderie. by Suzette Smith “Any of you pricks wanna leave your chairs… respectfully?” Elias Bender Rønnenfelt called to the crowd, at a Thursday October 13th moody rock double bill of Iceage and Earth.  One song earlier, Aladdin Theater’s auditorium had been at…

Where to Find Pumpkin Treats in Portland for Fall 2022

Ice Cream, Cookies, and More by EverOut Staff However you feel about pumpkin, it seems like you can find the ubiquitous fall flavor in just about every form in Portland during the fall—not just in lattes and pie but also in ice cream, cheesecake, doughnuts, cookies, beer, horchata, and more. We’ve rounded up a list…

Ten Spooktacular Things to Do for Halloween 2022 in Portland

Black Lagoon Pop-Up, Cinema of Horrors Drive-In, and More Events by EverOut Staff If Halloween means more to you than bite-sized Twix and decorative gourds (both good), you’re not alone. Portland takes All Hallows’ Eve very seriously, as displayed by the hundreds of freaky options on our Halloween calendar. To help you narrow down your…

Good Afternoon, News: A Human Barricade on SE Powell, 82% Want More Corrupt Cops, and Jan. 6 Panel Subpoenas Trump

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! Here’s a reminder for all…

Multnomah County District Attorney Announces “Immigration Neutral” Prosecution Policies

The policies would mitigate disproportionate impacts of the criminal justice system on noncitizens without creating more lenient sentences, DA says. by Isabella Garcia Multnomah County Deputy District Attorneys will now consider immigration consequences when charging, making plea bargains, and sentencing noncitizens in an effort to avoid deportation when possible, District Attorney Mike Schmidt announced Thursday.…

Bicyclists Beware: Brain Dead PBOT

by Anonymous I won’t say all new bike lane infrastructure is terrible. The Naito Pkwy removal of one traffic lane for the bikeway is working fine though not my first choice. The new sidewalk and crosswalks there were long overdue. The NW Flanders Street and NE 7th Ave ped/bikeway bridges over I-405 and I-84 are…

Good Afternoon, News: TriMet Wants Your Opinions, Alex Jones’ Billion Dollar Penalty, and Stop Lying to Everyone, Portland Rich People!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! And this absolutely stunning Portland…

Noche Libre DJs Spin Hey Love’s Fourth Anniversary

In this week’s music column, Jenni Moore has all the deets Hey Love’s fourth anniversary, a new zine that profiles local rappers, a rooftop show for a good cause, and the first ever Trap Kitchen Weekend. It’s a good week to live Hear in Portland. In this week’s music column Hear in Portland Jenni Moore…

A Blast from the Crass

by Anonymous Remember Lon Mabon and the Oregon Citizens Alliance? Those festering reminders of this state’s deep tradition of hatred for non-white/het/male Christians were all the rage in the late-80s and early-90s. The OCA was a well-funded, populist hate hive that battled and failed to crush Oregon’s nodding approval of gays and lesbians. That was…

Good Afternoon, News: Cast Your Final Fat Bear Vote, Merritt Paulson Quits Without Selling, and Angela Lansbury Has Died

by Suzette Smith The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! Good afternoon, Portland! We never thought we would catch…

AFSCME Accuses County Commissioner Meieran of Retaliating Against Union

The union claims Meieran cut off support after AFSCME endorsed her opponent in the November election. by Alex Zielinski The largest public employee union in Multnomah County has accused County Commissioner Sharon Meieran of threatening to undermine labor negotiations in retaliation for not receiving the union’s political endorsement. “The fact that Commissioner Meieran would use…

Good Afternoon, News: Fighting Back Against Skyrocketing Rents, Oregonian Endorses Their Wealthy Pals, and Putin Launches Brutal Attacks

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! Temps are gonna cool down…

Tenants, Elected Officials Call on City to Close Loopholes in Affordable Housing Program

by Alex Zielinski Dozens of Portlanders gathered in North Portland’s Overlook neighborhood Monday morning to decry a sweeping rent hike for low-income tenants at a city-subsidized apartment complex.  “The rents are too high across this city,” said one rally-goer named Anthony. “If we show up for one, we show up for all.”  The group gathered…

Remembering Film Archivist and Former Clinton Street Theater Owner Dennis Nyback

The Mercury once described Nyback as “the P.T. Barnum of Cinema.” by Robert Ham Last week, the curtain closed on the life of Dennis Nyback, the former owner of the Clinton Street Theater and one of the most fervent advocates of preserving and elevating the history of global cinema—in all its high and low glories.…

A Terrible Threat and Plague on Our City

by Anonymous Yes, you guessed right; it is squirrels! Scampering about, they look so happy and carefree and cute. Sometimes I wish I were a squirrel. Such fun! But they are a scourge upon our fair city. Ask yourself: what has a squirrel ever done for you? Anything useful? Probably not. But if one gets…

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