POP QUIZ PDX: Grave Robbers, Sex Scandals, and Your Mom Has Some OPINIONS About Thanksgiving Dinner!

See how well YOU score on this week’s super fun trivia quiz! by Wm. Steven Humphrey HOWDY THERE, SMARTY BUTT! It’s time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week’s edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And in this edition, we’re testing your knowledge on a variety…

Good Morning, News: Dems Win Oregon Supermajority, Cleaning Up Ross Island, and How to Respond to Idiot Relatives 🦃

by Wm. Steven Humphrey If you’re reading this, you probably know the value of the Mercury’s news reporting, arts and culture coverage, event calendar, and the bevy of events we host throughout the year. The work we do helps our city shine, but we can’t do it without your support. If you believe Portland benefits from…

Hear in Portland: Jinkx Monsoon and BenDeLaCreme’s Holiday Humor Intensifies

Plus, the Barbaras play an unmissable irreverent post-Thanksgiving country show and Fountaine’s “throw away album” catches flame. by Jenni Moore The political climate and sullen vibe in these streets calls for some escapism and we’re fortunate that in an artsy, music-loving town like Portland, there’s never a dull moment. This week, we’re touting an irreverent…

Oregon DEQ Wants New Requirements for Ross Island Sand & Gravel’s Willamette River Cleanup

The proposed new rules come after a lawsuit alleging the DEQ failed to hold the former gravel company accountable for Willamette River water quality. by Taylor Griggs For 75 years, Ross Island Sand & Gravel mined the bottom of the Willamette River, significantly altered the habitat of the river near Ross Island. The company ceased…

Coming Monday: The Mercury’s HOLIDAY DRINK WEEK—Featuring Festive $8 Specialty Cocktails!

Set sail on a cheery, holiday river of booze, coming at you December 2-December 8! by Mercury Promotions BEHOLD! It’s the Portland Mercury’s HOLIDAY DRINK WEEK! That’s correct: Get ready for an ENTIRE WEEK (Dec 2-Dec 8) of specially crafted, original holiday themed cocktails mixed by the best bartenders in town… and get this, they’re…

Good Morning, News: Summer Wildfires Prompt Special Legislative Session, Lawsuit Over Self-Driving Car Crash, and the Backstory Behind the “Holding Space” Meme

by Taylor Griggs If you’re reading this, you probably know the value of the Mercury’snews reporting, arts and culture coverage, event calendar, and the bevy of events we host throughout the year. The work we do helps our city shine, but we can’t do it without your support. If you believe Portland benefits from smart,…

Calling All Sexy People! Be Part of HUMP! 2025

Celebrating 20 Years of Sexy, Creative, and Hilarious Short Films!  by Mercury Promotions In 2025, Dan Savage’s HUMP! Film Festival marks a major milestone: 20 years of bringing daring, hilarious, and wildly creative adult short films to audiences worldwide. And now, we’re inviting you—our vibrant community of storytellers, artists, and visionaries—to be part of the magic.…

Faces come out of the rain

by Anonymous Up high. The ground may feel unsteady, but it’s just a moment. Don’t let it shake you. Don’t panic. Stay sharp, stay cool, and keep your wits. Remember fear is a liar. Not everything is what it seems. The surface is foam—distractions meant to obscure what matters. Look deeper. It’s not who we…

SAVAGE LOVE: Turkey Run

When he says “eat me,” he means it literally. by Dan Savage Dear Readers: I’m off for Thanksgiving. I was to tempted to re-run this column again — which has the single best Thanksgiving-related question that has ever appeared in an advice column — but I re-ran that column last year. So, instead I’m re-upping…

The Top 38 Events in Portland This Week: Nov 25–Dec 1, 2024

Cyndi Lauper, Kumail Nanjiani, and More by EverOut Staff This week brings Thanksgiving, plus a bounty of other exciting happenings to be thankful for, from Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Farewell Tour to Kumail Nanjiani: Doing This Again and from Danny Elfman’s Music from the Films of Tim Burton to the 40th Annual…

THE TRASH REPORT: What Are You Thankful For?

It’s your Thanksgiving dinner of garbage-y gossip! (And cranberry sauce in a can.) by Elinor Jones Hello Trash Pandas! Happy Thanksgiving week. This is my favorite holiday because I like eating and spending time with my family, of course—but also because I don’t have to decorate my house for it. As a parent, once Thanksgiving…

Good Morning, News: New Seasons’ Pre-Thanksgiving Strike, Beware Busy Holiday Travel, and Will Dipshit Elon Musk Buy MSNBC?

by Wm. Steven Humphrey If you’re reading this, you probably know the value of the Mercury’s news reporting, arts and culture coverage, event calendar, and the bevy of events we host throughout the year. The work we do helps our city shine, but we can’t do it without your support. If you believe Portland benefits…

YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Identical Twins Lust, Where to Get T-Day Food, and Former Cop Caught in Prostitution Sting

by Wm. Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY! It’s the perfect time to catch up on some of the great reporting and stories the Mercury churned out this week! (PRO TIP: If you despise being “the last to know,” then be one of the first to know by signing up for Mercury newsletters! All the latest…

FREE TICKETS THURSDAY: Enter to Win Free Tix to See The Moth Mainstage, Comedian Phil Hanley, Samantha Fish, and MORE!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Who’s ready to have some fun? Well, the Mercury is here to help with FREE TICKETS to see some of Portland’s best concerts and events—our way of saying thanks to our great readers and spread the word about some fantastic upcoming performances! (Psst… if you want to say thanks to the…

POP QUIZ PDX: Lost Arctic Foxes, Portland’s Top Taxpayer Robbers, and Dearly Beloved… It’s PRINCE! 💜

by Wm. Steven Humphrey GOOD DAY, BRAINY BUTT! It’s time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week’s edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And in this edition, we’re testing your knowledge on a variety of topics including arctic foxes showing up to the party, cops and…

Thanks Meme!

by Anonymous Spent most of last night laying awake in bed, lamenting all my setbacks in life and how I haven’t been able to start my life. And worse, I won’t be able to anytime soon. I reach for my phone and the first thing I see is a post that reads: “Remember, no matter…

Music in the cafes at night

by Anonymous Explore the Celtic Tree Horoscope, where sacred trees align with the lunar calendar to offer unique insights—at no extra cost to our smart, hardworking friends at the Portland Mercury! Birch: If the moon looks particularly close, be sure to tie your shoelaces extra tight. / Rowan: Long story short, it’d be wise to…

Former Portland Police Sergeant Arrested For Soliciting Prostitution

Police say 30 sex providers under the age of 25 were offered trafficking victim services. by Courtney Vaughn A recently retired Portland police sergeant was arrested and charged with soliciting sex services during a recent human trafficking mission targeting prostitution around NE 82nd and NE Sandy Boulevard in outer Northeast Portland. According to Portland Police…

Good Morning, News: Amtrak Vs Tree, Northwest Neighborhoods Shelter in Place, and Matt Gaetz Gives Up His AG Nom

by Suzette Smith The Mercury provides its readers with interesting and useful news & culture reporting every single day. If you appreciate that, consider making a small monthly contribution to support our editorial team. If you read something you like, something you don’t like but are glad to know about, and/or something you can’t find anywhere else consider a one-time tip. It…

Please stop showing me your phone

by Anonymous Listen, it’s not because I don’t like you. I do like you. You seem very nice. But I don’t want to see your phone. I don’t want to see the picture you’re going to show me. I definitely don’t want to watch a video. I don’t even want you to look up a…

Coming Soon: The Mercury’s HOLIDAY DRINK WEEK—Featuring Festive $8 Specialty Cocktails!

Set sail on a cheery, holiday river of booze, coming at you December 2-December 8! by Mercury Promotions BEHOLD! It’s the Portland Mercury’s HOLIDAY DRINK WEEK! That’s correct: Get ready for an ENTIRE WEEK (Dec 2-Dec 8) of specially crafted, original holiday themed cocktails mixed by the best bartenders in town… and get this, they’re…

Ticket Alert: Linkin Park, J Balvin, and More Portland Events Going On Sale This Week

Plus, Jack White and More Event Updates for November 21 by EverOut Staff With a bunch of big names announcing tours this week, it’s like Christmas has come early. Linkin Park has emerged from a seven-year hiatus with new music and a new frontwoman following the tragic death of former vocalist Chester Bennington. Reggaeton prince…

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