A Guide to Outdoor & Socially Distant Adventuring in the Portland Area for the End of Summer 2020

by Mercury EverOut Staff Buddy, you have no idea how happy these Dinosaurs are to see you having a late-summer adventure. Prehistoric Gardens via Facebook Summers in Oregon can be sort of deceptive. You might get all the way into the middle of July before it starts to feel like it’s been any warmer than…

Good Afternoon, News: Local Officials Go Off on Protesters, Lots of Cops Under Investigation, and More USPS Shenanigans

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Has Postmaster DeJoy actually stopped trying to destroy USPS? Scott Olson / Getty News Here’s your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it comin’!) • Last night a small group of protesters broke…

TriMet Wants Your Thoughts on Police and Security on Transit

by Blair Stenvick TRIMET Changes to security and police presence on public transit could be in Portland’s future, judging by a survey TriMet is currently asking its riders to complete. Last month, TriMet passed an annual budget that included $1.8 million for rethinking public safety on board the agency’s buses and trains. The move came…

County Leaders Condemn Damage to County Office, Commend Officers’ Response

by Alex Zielinski A video still taken of a Multnomah County office ablaze Tuesday night. Catalina Gaitán On the 83rd day of protesting police brutality, demonstrators found a new building to focus their attention: the Multnomah Building. The SE Hawthorne and SE Grand building is home to Multnomah County’s administrative departments, elected officials’ offices, and…

Good Afternoon, News: Suspect ID’d in Truck Driver Assault, and DeJoy Backpedals But Doesn’t Fix USPS

by Wm. Steven Humphrey “I promise to halt all current plans to subvert the election! (But wait until you see my NEW plans!)” Alex Wong / Getty News Here’s your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it…

New Savage Lovecast: Sex Addiction, with Dr. David Ley

by Mercury Promotions Have you ever gone snorkeling…naked? On a long-anticipated second date? Hear ALL about it… A woman’s sister is *still* planning her 100 person wedding for this October. Will COVID-19 be over by then? Certainly not. So should the caller go to this deathtrap party, or tell her stupid sister to postpone her…

Quick! Enter Your Short Horror Movie in Our Scary Film Fest, SLAY!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey It’s official: The world loves HUMP!—America’s sweetest homemade-porn film festival, where entrants make short dirty movies for the chance to win impressive cash prizes! And now, the freaky minds behind HUMP! (and SPLIFF, our cannabis-themed film festival) have a brand-new and terrifyingly fun contest we know you’re going to love: SLAY—a…

“It’s a stain on the movement”: Portland Protest Organizers Condemn Truck Driver Assault

by Alex Zielinski Demetria Hester leads a group of Moms United for Black Lives march. Mathieu Lewis-Rolland Two people were physically assaulted last night near a protest against police brutality in downtown Portland, with at least one sent to the hospital for his injuries. These incidents, all caught on video, were perpetrated by a small…

Good Afternoon, News: Ridiculous River Trumpers, the Democrats’ Internet Party, and a National Outcry to Save USPS

by Wm. Steven Humphrey A national outcry forces Democrats to depose corrupt Postmaster General Louis DeJoy. Michael A. McCoy / Getty News Here’s your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it comin’!) • Because shitty people often…

Melancholy

by Anonymous I’ve always been the pessimistic type, I’ve always planned on the worst that could happen, even when I was a little kid I was this way, but I do also hold onto hope in times of crisis, its a skill I use to get through hard times and its helped me survive many…

Portland Postal Union Says USPS Is Actively Slowing Down Mail Service

by Blair Stenvick A Portland union leader says USPS is reducing the amount of equipment used to sort mail at a local processing facility. USPS It’s more than just disappearing blue post boxes that have Portland postal workers worried about their leadership undermining the presidential election. Joe Cogan, the head of Portland’s postal union, says…

Get Your Ticket Now for the Latest Edition of the I, Anonymous Show!

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Query! Do you want to support the Mercury AND laugh your buttz off in the process? Then the upcoming Wednesday, August 26 I, Anonymous Show (Livestream Edition) is for you! Here’s how it works: We get the funniest local and national comedians to riff and heckle the wildest, jaw droppingly wrong,…

Dear Postal Workers,

by Anonymous Before entering upon their duties and before receiving any salary, all officers and employees of the Postal Service shall take and subscribe the following oath or affirmation: “I, ________, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that…

Smile, Criminal

by Anonymous Hurray for me. I just retired from the bus company after 30 years. I worked security, which mostly means I worked in an office, watching a computer screen. And no NDA with the big TM. So I can tell you a little secret about riding the city bus.All the deep state stuff is…

Cheapasses

by Anonymous For the love of all that’s holy, please tip your delivery driver more than 2 bucks or don’t bother doing it at all. Bunch of fucking cheapskates in this city. [ Comment on this story ] [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ] Top Featured Tags: – Oregon News Press Release…

This Week in Food News: Departure Is Back and Portland Adds Two More Detroit-Style Pizza Parlors!

by Suzette Smith Boxcar Pizza opens next Sat Aug 22 in The Zipper. Allegra Noelle Good afternoon and welcome to Portland’s Detroit Pizza Week! There wasn’t an official announcement or anything, but this week sees TWO Detroit pizza parlors falling into Portland’s pizza-loving arms. Since I’m from Detroit, what you people call Detroit-style pizza—with its…

Good Afternoon, News: Postal Union Accuses USPS of Deliberate Slow Down, and Having COVID Once Protects You for Ohhh… 3 Months

by Wm. Steven Humphrey “Stop kidnapping meeeeeeee!” KaraGrubis / Getty Images Plus Here’s your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it comin’!) • The president of Portland’s Postal Union says there are several recent changes that have…

The Top Things To Do in Portland This Weekend: August 14–16, 2020

by Mercury EverOut Staff Looking for something to do this weekend in Portland? The Mercury‘s calendar site, EverOut Portland, has rounded up the best events in Portland this weekend, including both livestreamed and in-person options. Read about everything from the Portland All-Ages Shoebox Derby to Lesbian Fest to Outdoor Skating at Oaks Park here. If…

The Best Things to Do in Portland This Weekend: August 14-16, 2020

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Good Afternoon, News: Everything’s a “Riot” to Portland Police, PSU Disarms Campus Cops, and Trump Defunds Post Office to Win Election

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Protesters returned to Justice Center last night; police returned to firing tear gas. Tojo Andrianarivo Here’s your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it comin’!) • On the 77th day of Portland protests,…

After Years of Student Protests, PSU Disarms Its Police Force

by Blair Stenvick Disarm PSU held protests in 2018, following the killing of Jason Washington by PSU armed police officers. Andrew jankowski Portland State University (PSU) will no longer have armed police officers on its campus, starting this fall. The decision is a direct result of recent protests against police brutality and racial injustice, spurred…

The Best Movies and Shows to Watch in Portland This Weekend: Aug 13-16, 2020

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