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Explore the Celtic Tree Horoscope, where sacred trees align with the lunar calendar to offer unique insights—at no extra cost to our smart, hardworking friends at the Portland Mercury! Birch: If the moon looks particularly close, be sure to tie your shoelaces extra tight. / Rowan: Long story short, it’d be wise to measure some irregularities of one sort or the other. / Ash: Those shopping for new suits should take a look at Jcrew and Brook Brothers, and pay close attention to cuff links and washers available. / Alder: If baseball is available, feel free to also play billiards. / Willow: Strange things may occur when hands point to 9:35. / Hawthorn: When the clouds gather in odd formations, consider whether your umbrella has plans of its own. / Oak: If you hear the distant chime of bells at dawn, count the crows before they scatter. / Holly: A stitch in time saves nine, but sometimes it’s the tenth stitch that’s the most telling. / Hazel: It’s often important to remember the mailbox was invented long before the calculator. This is as true for the mailman as it is for the dog. / Vine: The doctor who knows how to cure the body might still be pondering how to soothe the soul. / Ivy: If the parrot is silent, it’s best to double-check the compass—something may be amiss. / Reed: Short breezes yield long tales. The internet already has an inventor. / Elder: The truth wears no mask, but it does know when to smile and when to frown. / Moonflower: Remember you were given a name for a reason. / #goodnewseveryone / For those spiritually curious this week’s passage to consider is Job 38:25. (We promise it won’t always be from the bible;)