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LAST CHANCE! Take the Mercury’s 2024 SEX SURVEY!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
HEY SEXY PERSON! It’s once again the horniest time of year—which means the annual Mercury SEX SURVEY is live, and ready for you to fill out and enjoy!
What’s the sexiest thing you did in 2023? Do you use toys? What about those gas station horny pills? If you masturbate, is it a few times a month or every single day? Exactly how horny are you for Jeremy Allen White? Don’t be shy, all submissions are anonymous.
BUT HURRY! Today FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23 is the LAST DAY to submit your answers and the results will be featured Friday, March 1—which un-coincidently is also the first day of the 2024 HUMP! film festival in Portland! (Have you purchased your tickets yet? It’s gonna sell out, so hurry-hurry!)
Enjoy this year’s super sexy Mercury SEX SURVEY! (And if the embedded survey below isn’t showing up for you, then click here!)
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