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I can deal with Covid. I can deal with an insurrection. I can deal with inflation and civil unrest, global warming, Roe v Wade, the threat of nuclear war and the end of the modern global order. But when you’re smoke alarm went off two weeks ago at 3am you took it down and threw it outside into the bushes. It has been chirping every twenty seconds since. If it is one of the newer ones, they have a 10 year battery inside. Now everyone in the complex can hear it 24/7. I can’t sleep. My dog is now traumatized and won’t go outside because he’s afraid of that beeping. He only poops every other day instead of three times a day now.
So thank you for your selfishness. People like you are special. Gifted perhaps.

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