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I Eponymous
Live to eat hippopotamus
but I Never give them a name

to call one Larry
may make Life merry
but they just never taste quite the same

and as I BBQ today
you may hear me say
whatever bacame of Phillet?

who was a great friend
right up till the end
certified Prime by
the USDA.

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