Observe Objective Occurences

by Anonymous When I was younger my grandfather gave me a little piece of advice about how to size people up. It goes something like this, “Remember that if they are the kind of people who gossip with you, they are the kind of people who will gossip about you.” He also said, “Musical Chairs…

Spoiler Warning!

by Anonymous Thanks previous Anon, I appreciated the note about how the momentum seems to be gaining with the anticorruption and counter corruption forces. Those who’ve planned ahead in the spirit of radical transparency and ethics leadership will certainly stay ahead of the game. One problem we have to figure out is how we hold…

Charter Commission Advances Second Round of Amendments to Voters, Council

by Isabella Garcia Update 12/3 2:35 pm: In its final vote Saturday, the Charter Review Commission revoted on multiple amendments, saving proposed amendments from failing, advancing amendments straight to the voters, and bringing a new proposed charter amendment before City Council. Portland voters will see nine proposed charter amendments in the form of five or…

Other Conundrums

by Anonymous You two folks get on the bus. On person sits in one row and the other in the row behind or in front. Why don’t you guys sit together? You guys don’t know each other well? You like your space? CoVid? Cooties? Because its so stupid to see you up front constantly turning…

Bus Conundrums

by Anonymous This issue has always bothered me for years. You get on the bus and CHOOSE to sit sideways up front, but the only direction you look is at the back of the bus at all of us potentially looking at you, although most people are on their phones anyway, or we’re looking forward…

Start the Celebrations NOW with the Mercury’s HOLIDAY DRINK WEEK (Ends Sunday!)

by Wm. Steven Humphrey Now we don’t want you to panic, but… PANIC! The wildly festive Portland Mercury’s HOLIDAY DRINK WEEK is happening right now, but it all ENDS THIS SUNDAY, December 4! And not only are these specially crafted, original holiday themed cocktails mixed by the best bartenders in town, they’re also only $7…

The Best Bang for Your Buck Events in Portland This Weekend: Dec 2-4, 2022

Christmas Ships Parade, MAITA, and More Cheap & Easy Events Under $15 by EverOut Staff This weekend is full of events that are holly and jolly and cheap and easy, from the Christmas Ships Parade to MAITA with The Fourth Wall and Phone Voice, plus a whole haul of holiday markets, including Nuestra Navidad JUNTOS,…

Silly Me

by Anonymous I came here to find Greenwich Village, only missed westward some three thousand miles. I came too, to placate in the 20s, missing again some hundred years, or some lifetime. And instead of nuzzling the down of a Hart Crane what I found were Rilke’s quatrains; a Paris of poverty and death. Be…

Good Afternoon, News: Takeoff Was an Innocent Bystander, Portland Resignation Tea, and Seal Facial Recognition

by Suzette Smith The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! Good Afternoon, Portland! Multnomah County and hospital officials are asking people to…

If Provoked We Strike

by Anonymous It’s time to end the oligarchy that controls the nation’s rail system. It is time to put these fat greedy pieces of shit in the unemployment line. That the coutry’s lifeblood is controlled as a for profit venture, subject to the vagaries of Wall Street and board rooms and banks is no way…

Q&A: Small Business Advocate Ashley Henry on How City Money Goes Into the Pockets of the PBA

Henry says city dollars are directly subsidizing the work and the political views of the powerful lobbying group. by Alex Zielinski In June 2022, Ashley Henry stepped down as the head of Business for a Better Portland—a Portland business advocacy organization Henry had founded five years prior—and handed the role over to former state Representative…

Good Afternoon, News: Merritt Paulson Half-Asses It, Gun Humpers Try to Torpedo Measure 114, and Trump Loses His “Special Master”

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! Don’t panic… but, you know,…

Where to Find Comfort Food in Portland: Fall/Winter 2022 Edition

Pasta, Dumplings, and More by EverOut Staff As we transition into the season of pre-5 pm sunsets, we could all use some soul-warming nourishment to bolster our spirits. We’ve compiled this list of fortifying options, including noodle soups, pizza, dumplings, pasta, soul food, and more, so you can get your comfort food fix. For more…

Press 8 to Repeat These Options

by Anonymous You’re goddamn right I’m pissed as fuck for having to cycle through your fucked phone tree. I just want to talk to someone for one minute. When you do answer of course I’m pissed and I asked you if you would be too and you said yes of course. Now because of your…

Your Guide to December 2022 Events in Portland

Jonathan Van Ness, The Nutcracker, and More Top Picks by EverOut Staff December is here, and with it comes twinkling lights, jingling sleigh bells, and all manner of seasonal delights. Even if the holiday season isn’t your cup of eggnog, there’s also the usual array of concerts, major author appearances, festivals, food & drink events,…

Good Afternoon, News: Council Funds Plan That Will Create More Homelessness, Murder Rates Rise Following Mayor’s Fixes, and RIP Christine McVie

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! If you’re already needing a…

City Council Passes $27 Million Budget Package to Fund Homeless Encampment Plan

According to the county, the budget package requires cuts that could lead to at least two current homeless shelters shuttering within the year—and the elimination of rent assistance programs. by Alex Zielinski Portland City Council voted 3-0 Wednesday morning to approve a controversial budget package that lays the groundwork for a plan to criminalize street…

Good Afternoon, News: Senate Moves to Protect Same-Sex Marraige, Oath Keepers Found Guilty of Conspiracy, and Portland Ends Use of “Flash-Bang” Grenades

by Suzette Smith The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! Good Afternoon, Portland! The world is a museum of people who have…

Public Urges Multnomah County to Pass Flavored Tobacco Ban While Retailers Raise Concerns

by Isabella Garcia Multnomah County leaders heard hours of public testimony Monday about their proposed ban on flavored tobacco and nicotine products, including menthol. Public comments were split between retailers concerned that a ban on flavored tobacco would potentially shutter their shops, and health officials and community members urging the passage of the ban to…

City Agrees to End the Use of “Flash-Bang” Grenades in Settlement With Don’t Shoot Portland

The settlement also includes a $250,001 payout to plaintiffs. by Alex Zielinski The first federal lawsuit filed against the city of Portland for its officers’ actions against demonstrators during the city’s racial justice protests of 2020 has come to a close. On Monday, lawyers representing five demonstrators and the advocacy group Don’t Shoot Portland reached…

The Majority of Portland-Area New Seasons Stores Have Moved to Unionize

Ten out of 19 New Seasons grocery stores have joined the local labor movement. by Alex Zielinski As of Monday afternoon, workers at more than half of all New Seasons grocery stores in the Portland Metro area have moved to unionize. A New Seasons store in Beaverton’s Cedar Hills neighborhood became the tenth to file…

Good Afternoon, News: Nearly 1,700 Homeless Now Have Homes, Wheeler Still Wants Internment Camps, and Arizona Republicans Refuse to Certify Election

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! If you love a festive,…

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