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Bass versus Ass

by Anonymous

Who else can’t stand the neighbors’ bass coming through the walls?
My spouse and I live in an expensive apartment building in the city. We picked it partially because it had good soundproofing compared to some buildings, but apparently not enough to counteract most bass frequencies.
We asked our new neighbor to please turn it down. They didn’t. They were right on the other side of our bedroom, so it was especially annoying. After a few more tries, we decided to have really loud sex one night, headboard banging against the wall, screaming, the whole bit.
The bass problem suddenly ended. I guess it embarrassed them and helped them understand just how much noise can travel? E

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