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I am so sorry to the driver of the hot red muscle car that was sitting at the light next to me this morning. I had no idea that running over that piece of trash in the road would splatter the whole side of your very nice looking car in what I can only hope was milk.
And to whoever left a container of milk on burnside I hope that you burn in hell.

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