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Reader Valentine Round-up: “The Peanut Butter to My Banana”

by Mercury Staff

Its time once again for the most romance-y season of all, and the Mercury is continuing its annual tradition of publishing YOUR valentines to your shmoopy-woopy... FOR FREE.

It’s time once again for the most romance-y season of all, and the Mercury is continuing its annual tradition of publishing YOUR valentines to your shmoopy-woopy… FOR FREE.

Mercury readers have really been busy/lovesick/horny bees and have been writing glorious lovenotes to each other in our annual Mercury Readers Valentines (submit yours here). Here are five of your valentines that caught our eyeballs:

cAnnabis
I hope our cats get along because I want to fall asleep cuddling you every night and wake up next to you every day bb.


Breadlady
Meatman misses those pillowy, warm folds holding the hot, greasy tubemeat. Thank U 4 the time together, I can never forget you and that long hair cat


Ryan
You’re the peanut butter to my banana. I love you!


Ari
My sweet Princess Shackleford, the only thing crazier than your conspiracy theories is the reality we share. I love you more than you love LPOTL


Portland
You’re a weirdo, but you’re my weirdo. I love you more than I knew it was possible to love a city. Thanks for welcoming this wayward bee to the hive.

It’s SO EASY (and thoughtful!) to send your sweet-ass-pea a love note for the entire world to see. Click here to read how.

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